Scobleizing Randumb Tweets

On this month’s issue of Fast Company, Robert Scoble’s business article was a stream, or better yet, a dribble of blabbering twitter messages. And the Scobleizer bunny gets paid for this. Since twitter does not achieve and make available all your tweets I thought I do a scoble and blog my tweets for posterity. In this post I repost some off the wall and totally random tweets.

• Buy one, get one free. It’s the buy shit no one else wanted sale!
• A marketing slogan will not save the world.
• It doesn’t matter anymore if you eat organic food, we all inhale the same bio-fuel produced air.
• The air quality is so bad in the bay area that you have to chew the air before you can breath it in.
• GoDaddy is more a dead beat dad.
• At the apex of the vortex welcome to the matrix as the cortex is conjecturing about sex.
• I understand a newly immigrated Chinese speaking English better than a born and raised Brit speaking English.
• Getting ready for the impending zombie attack.
• Some people have a hat rack, I have a laptop rack.
• The only reason I subscribe to magazines is to rip them up for scrap paper for piñatas.
• To think outside the box, first you need a box.
• Is the hiring process like speed dating? You quickly get to know the candidate, but just want to know if candidate can perform.
• It drives me nuts that my girlfriend does not know the difference between star wars, star trek and stargate!
• If you are one in a million, in a world with six billion people, there are six thousand of you out there.
• The good thing about taboos is breaking them.
• Eating lamb, who new such a cute animal would taste sooo good.
• Watching a horror flick and paying bills, not sure which is scarier.

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